ruinedchildhood:


yo lets stop the drama instead lets laugh at this picture of phineas looking straight forward

oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

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you are a werewolf

and I’m a full moon

and all your very worst enemies will be gone soon

officialfrenchtoast:

this dating thing sure is tough when ur ugly

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

people who stretch their desktop background

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triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

servinjesus:

when the bitch you hate walks past by

bl-ossomed:

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

s0lvingsecrets:

☂I follow back similar☂
osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode