nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

carrot-fanfics:

if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like thisimage

ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF
micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.
“Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

kidzombie:

gnumblr:

stepford-husband:

juiciestass:

love me harder in my ass

Unpretty in my ass

Birth In Reverse in my ass :O

Fun With Friendz, in my ass. 

swear to god the devil made me do it in my ass
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tinyb0nes:

twin-sizemattress:

To hell with class, I’m skipping. Let’s order food and sleep in.
I’ve got so much to do, but it’s ok, cause

whatever, forever

dang it

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be